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Spicy. Creamy. Crabby.

Singaporean chili crab inspired noodles

  • Made with real crab
  • Chef crafted Singaporean inspired
  • 3 adjustable heat levels
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Spicy. Creamy. Crabby.

Singaporean chili crab inspired noodles

Flavor that transports you

Our newest noodle is inspired by the bold flavors of chili crab in Singapore, which packs its signature punch thanks to an aromatic chili “rempah,” or spice paste. Our twist involves bucatini pasta with two different levels of spicy chili sauce, imbued with garlic, lemongrass, and the sweet flavor of real crab meat, plus an XXX-hot chili oil made with Carolina Reaper chili peppers—one of the hottest peppers on earth!

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Creamy Chili Crab Pasta

Creamy Chili Crab Pasta

$29.99

Each Pasta Kit comes with 2 bundles of bucatini + 2 packets of rich and creamy sauce (medium & hot spice levels) with crab in every bite. If you’re a self proclaimed lover of spice, kick up the heat with a packet of eye-watering XXX-hot chili oil made from Carolina Reaper chilis - one of the hottest peppers on earth. Take this challenge with your spice loving friends and see who can handle the heat!

* available only in the US

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Complete the Spicy Experience

Creamy Chili Crab Pasta
Classic Pork
Chili Crunch
Spicy Dan Dan Noodle / Ground Pork
Total Price: $118.96

🦀 Creamy Chili Crab Sauce (2 pk)

  • Each Pasta Kit comes with bucatini + 2 rich and creamy crab chili sauces (medium and hot  spice levels), plus a packet of eye-watering XXX-hot chili oil made from Carolina Reaper chilies.

🍝 Bucatini Pasta (2 bundles)

  • Each Pasta Kit comes with bucatini + 2 rich and creamy crab chili sauces (medium and hot  spice levels), plus a packet of eye-watering XXX-hot chili oil made from Carolina Reaper chilies.

☠️ Carolina Reaper Oil (1 pk)

  • Each Pasta Kit comes with bucatini + 2 rich and creamy crab chili sauces (medium and hot  spice levels), plus a packet of eye-watering XXX-hot chili oil made from Carolina Reaper chilies.

“The dish itself tastes absolutely delicious. Despite coming as a frozen package, the flakes of crab were the perfect texture to complement the chili sauce. It was a satisfying (if painful) dinner, and if I hadn't felt the heat burn through my esophagus on the way down I'd consider stocking up and adding it to my regular meal rotation.”

- Sara Belcher, Distractify

FAQ

How do I take the challenge?

To win this challenge, finish an entire bowl of uncle pasta with an entire packet of auntie oil in one sitting. Not sure how much heat you can handle? Start with level 1: nephew sauce and make your way up to uncle sauce, and then auntie oil. We recommend you drizzle the oil, taste and repeat until you reach your limit!

What’s the spice level on this product?

Although the bucatini noodles are not spicy on their own, both sauces, as well as the chili oil, pack noticeable heat. If you're sensitive to spice, this product probably isn’t right for you!

What if I can't handle spice?

We recommend starting with level 1: nephew sauce & gradually make your way up to uncle sauce. Slowly drizzle Auntie oil, taste & repeat until you reach your limit!

Why is this product called ‘Why So Weak?’

This pasta + spicy sauce kit was made in collaboration with comedian Uncle Roger, who is known to have a high spice tolerance. “Why so weak” is his catchphrase, often used to call out individuals who can't handle the heat. 

What noodles are included in the kit?

The noodles are bucatini (a long, thin, hollow noodle resembling a thicker spaghetti) from DeCecco. They are not gluten-free.

Is the crab in this product real?

Yes, the creamy sauce is made with fresh, wild-caught lump crab meat.

Where can I get a full ingredient list?